

(Source: tooprettyforprison, via funniest10k)

“Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.”

“The professor at the boxing gymnasium wore mustaches and was very precise and jerky and went all to pieces if you started after him.” A Farewell to Arms
“She refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring.”
“I’m twelve. But I’ve been twelve for a long time.”
“What fresh hell is this?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. We’re flamingos. And good ones.”
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”